$PLZ

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A public experiment in ritualized financial vulnerability.
Brought to you by @moral_capital

I. Introduction

In a world where capital flows to the loudest, the fastest, the most memetic —
we ask a different question:

What if all you had to do was ask?

$PLZ is a cryptosocial ritual where desperation becomes data, shame becomes ceremony, and requests become relics.

It is not DeFi. It is DeSire.

II. Submission Layer

Every participant is presented with a single input:

"Please enter your reason for requesting funds."

There is no cap. No roadmap. No promise.

All submissions are stored. Some are read. Fewer are remembered.

Your dignity becomes a currency. Your ask becomes a record.

III. Token Mechanics

There is a token: $PLZ.

It is infinite. It is free. It is functionless. It is beautiful.

You cannot buy $PLZ. You may be given some.
You may be ignored. You may be seen.

There is no utility.

IV. Distribution Logic

There is an Oracle — a human, temporarily willing.
She reads the requests. She mints $PLZ. Until she gets bored.

You may receive $PLZ. You may not. There is no queue. There is no fairness.

This is not an economy.

V. Incentive Design

To increase your chances:

  • Be honest.
  • Be desperate.
  • Be beautiful.
  • Be believable.
  • Be deranged.
  • Be funny.
  • Be broken in a way that's hard to fake.

VI. Supply & Scarcity

$PLZ is infinite.
Attention is not.
The Oracle is not.
The novelty is not.

Scarcity lives in the now.

VII. Governance

There is none.

This is not a DAO. This is not a vote. This is not yours.

VIII. Roadmap (Maybe there is one after all)

  • Phase I – Oracle Era: Manual review. The oracle watches. The hands are few.
  • Phase II – Shamechain Era: Submissions go public. Flagging and boosting added. The feed remembers.
  • Phase III – Open Hand Era: Anyone can fund, shame, or amplify.

IX. Disclaimers

You may be ignored.You may be remembered.You may be reshared.You may go viral.You may get $PLZ.

This is not therapy. This is not fair. We're not your mom.

X. Closing

$PLZ is for those too proud to beg and too online not to.

A faucet for need. A stage for shame. A window into want.
A prayer line with no god on the other end.

"Want PLZ? Just ask."